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Bye Week Fistpump PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Sunday, 05 October 2014

Another Freakin Bye Week

Ohio State is off again this week so let's just focus on greatest coach ever: PAT FITZGERALD!

Pat Fitzgerald fisting his way into all our hearts with a big win over Wisconsin!

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Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my fist-pumping one-man show
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh!

Let's hear it for Fitzgerald!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

Let's hear it for my man!
(Let's hear it for my babe)

Let's hear it for my baby!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

I'm your biggest fan!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

Just watch my baby fistpump!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

Oh he's my fisting man!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

C'mon and pump your hands!
(Let's hear it for the boy)

Yeah watch my baby fist-pump
I'm your biggest fan!

Gameday Outlook

Bye Week

COTGS Index*:  0

No game.  Again.

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles


Mr. Marbles' Gameday

For the first time this season, Mr. Marbles will not be gallivanting upon a college campus coning beers in anticipation of a football game.  In lieu of previewing my day sitting on the couch watching football, I'll list the top 10 names that Tom Raper could have given his children:

10. Urban Raper
9.  Chastity Raper
8.  Bunny Raper
7. Junior Raper
6. Harry Raper
5. Tubby Raper
4. Angel Raper
3. Kat Raper
2. Guy Raper
1. Wolfgang Raper

Special mention to Mrs. Marbles suggestion:  Vag Raper.  I'm not aware of anyone actually named Vag, so I was unable to include old Vag on the Top 10 list.  However, if you or someone you know is named Vag, send us a note at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it

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ESPN Pick'em Update

After 6 weeks, here's the top three on the leaderboard:

  1. Pizza Hall - 224 pts
  2. Mairyz01 - 219 pts
  3. TomRaper70 - 218 pts

Week 6 winner was TomRaper70.  She finds Mr. Marbles attractive. 


B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's biggest Arby Sauce packet collectors predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games. Last week, everyone picked the same outcome in all games except Pizza's bold Northwestern selection.  Pizza's faith in Pat Fitzgerald paid dividends, as he picked up a game on the rest of the panel, fistpumping his way into a tie for first place with Mr. Marbles.  Together in first place, they will spend the week drinking Arby Sauce smoothies and watching old episodes of Parker Lewis Can't Lose because it's been over a year since I last made a Parker Lewis Can't Lose reference on this website.

  

It would make more sense to include a Parker Lewis Can't Lose clip but viewing this very special episode of Mr. Belvedere is much more important 

Smart Phone users:  yes, there really is a video there, if your phone is like mine you just have to hold it vertically and touch the blank space.

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Indiana at Iowa
 Iowa  Indiana  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
Illinois at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Northwestern at Minnesota
 Minnesota  Northwestern  Northwestern  Minnesota  Northwestern
Michigan State at Purdue
 Michigan State  Michigan State  Michigan St
 Michigan St
 Michigan St
Penn State at Michigan
 Michigan  Michigan  Penn State
 Penn State
 Penn State
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
       5-0           3-2         3-2         4-1         3-2
 2014 Total         53-17            54-16           54-16          54-16           51-19
 
Mary Land Preview PDF Print E-mail
(5 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Monday, 29 September 2014

Ohio State vs Maryland

Saturday, October 4, 2014
12:00 pm EST kickoff
Byrd Stadium

 

COTGS Index*: Null

Sorry folks, road game = no index. 

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles


Mr. Marbles' Gameday

This week, I look forward to not be hassled by some jagoff government contractor who might be told is being transferred to Hawaii, gets upset and declares,"F*** my life they are offering to continue to employ and pay me to go to Hawaii," , and lights an air traffic control tower on fire. 

I'll be back in action at Ryan Field Saturday as Pat Fitzgerald hopes to continue his wizardly ways of last week against the always-inebriated Badgers.  It's Yom Kippur, which at Northwestern means most of the season ticket holders won't be in attendance.  If you ask me, they got it all wrong.  You want to afflict your soul, Jewish Wildcat fan?    Spend a stone-cold sober day at Ryan Field watching Wisconsin fans do what they do best (be fat, drunk, and ugly) while your team gets steamrolled on the field.  Then again, wikipedia tells me that bathing is prohibited on your holy day, so maybe were better off dealing with the cheeseheads who will buy your tickets. 

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 5 weeks, here's the top three on the leaderboard:

  1. BoomperOSU1010 - 191 pts
  2. Pizza Hall - 188 pts
  3. Captain Schmanderson - 186 pts

Week 4 winner was Captain Schmanderson.  He likes beer.


B1G Expert Pick'em

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Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's most avid Mr. Belvedere fans predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  The winner at the end of the season will be awarded a some-expense paid trip to Africa.  There, the lucky winner will search for Mr. Belvedere, kidnap, and bring him back to Pittsburgh where he'll be reunited and held captive in the Owen's family basement.  Mr. Winkles won week five's contest and moves within one game of Mr. Marbles, who retained the top position. Pudue at Illinois this week, folks!  Set your DVRs. 

Updated 10-5-14

 

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Kropko

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Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

 Ohio State at Maryland  Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 North Texas at Indiana
 Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana
 Wisconsin at Northwestern
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Northwestern  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
 Purdue at Illinois
 Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois
 Michigan at Rutgers
 Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers
 Nebraska at Michigan State
 Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
       4-2           4-2         5-1         4-2         4-2
 2014 Total         48-17            51-14           51-14          50-15           48-17
 
Cincinnati Tailgate Preview PDF Print E-mail
(6 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Ohio State vs Cincinnati

Saturday, September 27, 2014
6 pm EST kickoff
Ohio Stadium

 

COTGS Index*: 81.2

 The super computer doesn't just spit out 80+ ratings unless there are a lot of highly favorable variables that are likely to result in excessive stupidity.   The computer seems rather aroused by the unusual 6 pm start time, the suppressed stupidity that has been building since the Virginia Tech tailgate, and, of course, the likelihood that your meth addicted cousin from Cincinnati might show up unannounced at the tailgate.  

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, or if ya'll from Cincinnati want to send me hate mail, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

Cincinnati

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This week our good friends from the flagship school of the state that lies just south of Ohio travel to the Horseshoe.  Yes, Columbus, hide your cough medicine, the State of Cincinnati is about to crawl out of the foothills of Appalachia, drive their pickup trucks northbound, and park in your front lawn for the weekend.  

I like Cincinnati.  I mean, I like to go there for a weekend and get the hell out.  It was the closest city to my hometown that had professional sports--unless we count the Komets of Fort Wayne--so it was the default childhood weekend destination.

Cincinnati Chili?  Love it, be it Gold Star of Skyline. Deadspin can keep on writing articles hating on Skyline Chili and they can keep on eating my Skyline Chili farting ass at the same time.

The river? Neat. 

Go Bengals?  Who Dey!

LaRosa's?  Mmmmm, yum!

Kings Island?  Fun.

Craig Anderson?  Lives there.  Hell of a guy.

Chris Sabo?  Wore goggles. Kind of an ass.

Airborne? Amazing!  The movie did a wonderful job accurately depicting how everyone in Cincinnati is an ice hockey playing meathead.  No one will ever convince me that Cincinnati is anything other than a hockey town that doesn't take kindly to people who move there, especially if they don't live and breath hockey.  Do they even have baseball or football in Cincinnati?  The answer is it doesn't matter cause clearly you know from this movie hockey is king and movies never lie.  Good luck moving there, rollerblading California boy!

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    Airborne is arguably the best roller-blading movie ever set in Cincinnati

More words followed by question marks?  Okay!  So on the other hand...

Race riots?  You betcha!   Hell, the annual race riot is an approved alternative to the traditional calendar for measuring the passage of time in Cincinnati.  It's like Red White and Boom, only instead of fireworks, they throw rocks, loot, and white folks shoot African Americans!  Fun for the whole family--it's practically a rite of passage passed on from generation to generation.

Meth addicted hillbillies talking non-stop about getting Pete Rose in Hall of Fame?  Oh you know it.  Ya'll stop talking about those Muslims in Syracuse and those other Middle Eastern countries they at, we aint carin' bout nothin but gettin old Gamblin Petey in that there Hall er Fame. burgerbeer.png

Cincinnati Beer?  Drink a Miller High Life, piss in an aluminum can, drink it 2 weeks later--there you go, you just had Cincinnati's Burger Beer. 

 

Teeth?  Few and far between.  You want to be the comedian at a party in Cincinnati?  Tell them you're a dentist.  That will get them laughing hysterically.

Creationists?  EVERYWHERE!  Just like the freakin bed bugs!  (For those of you that do not like my occasional jabs at Christianity, I married Mrs. Marbles in a Catholic church this summer, so hang with me as I get it out of my system--shouldn't take more than a couple more dozen months).

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                                                                 Oh Moses smell the roses...

 

  Kent State Tailgate Recap

It was my first appearance at Kropkogate since the 2012 Michigan game.  Despite a lackluster turnout and a no-show from the Dome, it was a lovely day on Woody Hayes Drive, and Mr. Winkle's Memorial of the Eternal Vomit, established after the Virginia Tech game, was a nice addition to the tailgate scene.

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  Mr. Winkle's Memorial of the Eternal Vomit...driving tourism in Columbus since 3 weeks ago


   There was also coning, as Captain Schmanderson narrowly escaped with a victory

 

   

  Faces blurred cause Kropkogaters always face the threat of terrorists.  Also, employers.  Crotch blurred cause the computing machine thinks the crotch looks like a face.  Round 2 this Saturday.

 

 

 Tailgate Preview

Saturday marks the beginning of National Alpaca Days.  As usual, I'd like to give a shout-out to Tim & Linda Stark's alpaca farm in Dubuque, Iowa.  Probably my favorite alpaca farm I've ever visited and those cookies were delicious.  To celebrate the occasion, I will be returning to Kropkogate this weekend with 2 live alpaca for you to pet and stroke while you enjoy your pregame inebriation activities.

 

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                        Okay I might just bring all 3

 

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 3 weeks, here's the top three on the leaderboard:

  1. Pizza Hall - 152 pts
  2. BoomperOSU1010 - 152 pts
  3. Lane 150 pts

Wait-what?  Is that Lane cracking the Top 3?  In the long--and quite illustrious--history of this pick'em contest, Lane has spent so many weeks at the bottom of the standings that I just concluded that he didn't realize one was supposed to rank the picks by confidence.  Now he has drifted into third place, just two points behind the leaders.  You want evidence of climate change, folks?  There it is, right in front of you.  Prepare yourselves for life on this new Earth we stand upon.

Weekly winner was Kariwulf.  I don't know who the f** that is.


B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's top alpaca enthusiasts predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  Mr. Marbles beat off Pizza Hall in week 4, securing the top position on the mountain for himself (though it was messy).  He will shout non-stop obscenities at the rest of the panel below him all week long.  The schedule now muddles into the heart of conference play, where some B1G teams will actually have to win each week.  This week's featured eye-bleeders include Iowa vs. Purdue, Minnesota vs. Michigan, and Maryland vs. Indiana.  If you watch all three of those in their entirety, immediately fill yourself with moonshine as quickly as possible and hope the trauma subsides in 6 to 10 months.

Updated 9-28-14

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Cincinnati at Ohio State
 OSU  OSU  OSU  OSU  OSU
 Maryland at Indiana
 Indiana  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
 Tulane at Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers
 Northwestern at Penn State
 Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State
 Penn State
Penn State
Iowa at Purdue  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
 Minnesota at Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Minnesota  Michigan
 Wyoming at MSU
 MSU  MSU  MSU  MSU  MSU
 South Florida at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
 Illinois at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
       6-3           7-2         7-2         8-1         7-2
 2014 Total         44-15            47-12           46-13          46-13           44-15
 
2014 Bye Week 1 PDF Print E-mail
(2 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Thursday, 18 September 2014

Ohio State Bye Week

No game.  Horseshit!  In my day we didn't have bye weeks.  We suited up and played every Saturday.  Hell, sometimes we'd even play two games if were feeling a little frisky.  We'd roll over Northwestern and say oh what the hell, let's stop and Cleveland Steam Purdue on the way home.  Bunch of pansies these days.

COTGS Index*: 0

No game, no index.  I know it doesn't seem fair, but life's not fair, so let this be a lesson for all you young tailgaters out there.  We'll be back next week saying all kinds of nasty things about Cincinnati, so for those of you from Cincinnati, rest up so you have enough energy to send me hate mail after next week's post.

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 3 weeks, here's the top three on the leaderboard:

  1. Pizza Hall - 124 pts
  2. BoomperOSU1010 - 124 pts
  3. Wrath of Khan 123 pts

We've failed to mention the weekly winners so far this year, so let's catchup on that

  • Week 1:  Dr. James Andrews
  • Week 2:  Kropko
  • Week 3: TomRaper70

That was TomRaper70's first weekly win of her career.  She's really great.   I'd also like to share we are currently married, and she is quite a handful in the bedroom.  Uh--that's gonna do it, for all of us here at Kropkogate.com news team.  I'm Mr. Marbles, you stay classy, Kropkogate.

Uh-oh, might be in trouble for that one.

 

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's top Magic players predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  Mr Marbles and Pizza Hall came out on top in week 3 and are tied at the top of the standings.  After 3 weeks, the panel's collective record is worse than it has ever been in the entire history of the contest on the eve of conference play--and we'd like to thank Jim Delaney and the rest of the boys in the B1G for making this a much more challenging contest as we are left guessing each week which of the conference's teams will overcome the odds and manage to squeak out a win against the almighty MAC.   

  Updated 9-21-14

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Eastern Michigan at MSU  MSU  MSU MSU  MSU  MSU
BG at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Western Ill at Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern
Iowa at Pitt
 Pitt  Pitt  Pitt  Pitt  Iowa
Southern Ill at Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue
Maryland at Syracuse
 Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
Rutgers at Navy
 Navy  Rutgers  Navy  Rutgers  Navy
Utah at Michigan  Utah  Mich  Mich  Mich  Mich
Indiana at Mizzou
 Mizzou  Mizzou  Mizzou  Mizzou  Mizzou
UMass at PSU
 PSU  PSU  PSU  PSU  PSU
 San Jose State at Minnesota
 Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota
 Texas State at Illinois
 Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois
 Miami at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
           
This Week
       10-3           10-3         9-4         10-3         10-3
 2014 Total         38-12            40-10           39-11          38-12           37-13
 
Kent State PDF Print E-mail
(5 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 12 September 2014

Ohio State vs Kent State

Saturday, Sept 13, 2014
Columbus, Ohio
12:00 pm EST kickoff

COTGS Index*: 41

There's always alcohol, folks.  The Buckeyes might not always come through for you, but alcohol will be there right by your side in good times and bad. I love alcohol.   

 

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

I'm back in Columbus this weekend. Hooray! 

58 Questions That Crossed Mr. Marbles' Mind While Attending Northwestern Football Games This Season

 

1.       It’s three hours before the game, why am I the third person on campus setting up a tailgate?

2.       Do the people that just parked next to me, who are obviously not here for football, think I—who happens to be just sitting a chair in the parking lot drinking by myself waiting for others to arrive with a bottle of Canadian Club proudly displayed on a beer pong table—am a alcoholic gypsy living out of my car?

3.       Whatever happened to that “Where’s the beef,” lady?

4.       Will Mrs. Marbles be upset that after 10 minutes of tailgating my wedding ring is missing?

5.       Great Oden’s raven, where did all these bees come from?

6.       Did I read there was a deep concern about the dwindling population of bees?

7.       Why did we ever make shots of Canadian Club some sort of tradition?

8.       Seriously, are we living in a bee hive right now?

9.       Where’s a good apiarist when you need one?

10.   Should I purchase an apiarist suit and wear it to the next tailgate?

11.   Am I pronouncing apiarist correctly?

12.   Will the girls tailgating next to us fill their cups with cupcakes if we ask them to play flip cup with us?

13.   If I’m mauled by the 10,000 or so bees swarming the tailgate right now, will anyone bother to set up a foundation to fight Mr. Marbles Disease?

14.   Will people dump buckets of bees on their heads to raise awareness?

15.   Does Todd really think we can walk around the tailgates by the stadium and just mooch free beer?

16.   Why did I doubt Todd’s ability to manipulate someone into giving us beer?

17.   Why didn’t I realize earlier that if you just linger around a stranger’s tailgate long enough people will eventually assume it’s your tailgate and ask you nicely if they can store beer in your cooler during the game and then you can just drink their beer?

18.   Kickoff was 30 minutes ago, should we get to the game before Northwestern runs away with it?

19.   Why does the football universe hate Northwestern?

20.   Why does the football universe hate the Big Ten?

21.   Did Pat Fitzgerald grow up in an environment devoid of clocks or any sort of time measuring systems?

22.   Does he get confused because he normally use a more sophisticated time system--like something that works off the metric system?

23.   Was Methuselah a Northwestern fan?

24.   Is it possible that Methuselah could have lived through the 10,659 Northwestern losses that would have occurred over his lifetime or would he have just dropped dead of heartbreak at age 92 after a Hail Mary loss to West Constantinople State?

25.   Why is the woman next to me reading a book?

26.   What book is it?

27.   Is it a novel?

28.   Fiction?

29.   Is she going to be at every game?

30.   Will she bring a new book every game?

31.   Is the girl sitting next to her—who is reading also reading a book—reading the same book?

32.   Did I unknowingly request a seat upgrade into the Northwestern football book club section?

33.   Should I bring a book next week?

34.   Could we swap books?

35.   Is it poor form to read a book about football to a football game?

36.   Should I ask them questions  about their books?

37.   What if they are reading something I know nothing about and I have nothing to say to continue the conversation?

38.   On the other hand, what if they reading books written by Franklin W Dixon and I have a lot to say to continue the conversation?

39.   Are their books naughty books, like steamy adult romance kind of stuff?

40.   Do they also find Pat Fitzgerald to be a pelvis thrusting, fist pumping Adonis?

41.   What color panties are they wearing?

42.   Odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants.  But, I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong.  Could it be something really cool that I don’t even know about?

43.   What happens if they finish their books mid-game?

44.   Will they get up and leave or did they bring additional books?

45.   Am I the only one that finds the song God Bless America troubling?

46.   If one believes in the existence of a god that is capable of intervening and blessing objects, entities, and individuals, isn’t one a selfish asshole for asking it to only bless our country?

47.   Why not bless the world?

48.   Can’t he/she/whatever it is you believe spill some of that blessing juice on the universe?

49.   So it’s pretty much, hey omnipotent, omniscient god, send a bunch more good stuff to our rich nation and keep on starving and giving the AIDS to those punk ass kids in Africa?

50.   Do I need to apply more sun screen?

51.   When Pat Fitzgerald is fired, could I get him a job at my company?

52.   If a player poops on the field, will it result in a penalty?

53.   Is there a specific penalty or would it fall under the umbrella of unsportsmanlike conduct?

54.   What if it’s an accident, like it runs down the leg and onto the field, does that change anything?

55.   Would Northwestern benefit from purple turf?

56.   Is this pretzel a left-over from last year?

57.   Is the Big Ten worse than the MAC this year?

58.   Why hasn’t McDonald’s used my B1G MAC marketing idea for these matchups?

 

 

 

 

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                            Chicago's B1G Book Club

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's cat hoarders predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games before shoving pencils into their eye sockets in order to avoid watching more of the smoldering tire-fire that is Big Ten football these days.  Last week, Mr. Marbles came out on top and worked his into an early season tie with Pizza and Winkles, while T-Bone shat the bed an fell to the bottom of the standings.

  Updated 9-15-14

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Kent St at OSU

 OSU  Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State

Miami OH at Michigan

 mich  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan
West Virgina at Maryland
 Maryland  West Virginia
 West Virginia
 Maryland  Maryland

Indiana at BG

 indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana

Iowa State at Iowa

 iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
Illinois at Washington
 Wash  Washington  Washington  Washington  Washington

Minnesota at TCU

 tcu  TCU  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota

Purdue at ND

 ND  Notre Dame
 Notre Dame
 Notre Dame
 Notre Dame

PSU at Rutgers

 rutgers  Rutgers  Penn State
 Rutgers  Penn State
Nebraska at Fresno State
 Neb  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
           
           
           
           
This Week
       6-4           7-3          7-3         5-5         6-4
 2014 Total         28-9            30-7           30-7          28-9           27-10
 
Post 2014.09.05 PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 05 September 2014

Ohio State vs Virginia Tech

Saturday, Sept 6, 2014
Columbus Ohio

COTGS Index*: 78

First home game of the year with a prime-time start--this has shit show written all over it.  Go get the Hot Damn, they're gonna love it.   

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

I wanted to write a lengthy post examining the women sitting beside me last week reading books during the entire Northwestern game, but that will have to wait til next week as time is rather precious this week.  I'll be at Kropkogate next Saturday, so we'll see you then, America.

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's best burrito eaters predict the winners of all Big Ten games.  This week we are treated to a full slate of directional Illinois/Michigan match-ups--while Indiana gets a well needed rest after playing the past 1 consecutive weeks.

 

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

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Virginia Tech at OSU
 OSU  OSU  OSU  OSU OSU
 Howard at Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers
 Central Mich at Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue
 Akron at Penn State  PSU  PSU  PSU  PSU  PSU
 Western KY at Illinois
 ILL  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  West KY
 McNeese St at Nebraska
 Neb  Neb  Neb  Neb  Neb
 Western ILL at Wisconsin
 Wisc  Wisc

 Wisc

 Wisc  Wisc
 Maryland at South Florida
 Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
 Ball State at Iowa
 Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
 Middle Tenn at Minnesota
 Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota
 NIU at Nwestern
 Nwestern NIU  Nwestern  Nwestern  Nwestern
 MSU at Oregon
 Oregon Oregon
 Oregon  Oregon  Oregon
 Mich at ND
 ND ND
 ND  ND  Michigan
           
This Week
        10-3           11-2          10-3         10-3          8-5
 2014 Total         22-5
           23-4           23-4
         23-4
          21-6
 
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