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Hate Week PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Thursday, 27 November 2014

Ohio State vs the team that Brady "Oversized Pants" Hoke Coaches

Saturday, November 29, 2014
12 pm EST kickoff
Ohio Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  97

 

Death to Michigan!  Run up the score; go for two.  Give Brady Hoke a doughnut.  Find out where LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoyd Carr lives, poop in a bag, deliver to his doorstep, light on fire, ring bell, stand there--yes, stand there, do not run--and stare into his black soul when he opens the door and ignores his wife who warns, "Don't put it out with your boots, Lloyd."

Listen to Lloyd holler back, "Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman!"  Watch him stomp upon the flaming bag of poo and laugh hysterically when he shouts in anger, "IT'S POOP AGAIN!"   

Get a plane, fly over Ann Arbor, and drop flyers containing statistical evidence of Rich Rodriguez's success before and after arriving to their cesspool city.  March through the streets of Ann Arbor in a sweater vest, politely ask to use someone's bathroom while introducing yourself as Mike Lantry, then urinate all over the floor to the left of the toilet, then walk out and tell the home owners, "Oops, looks like I was wide left again."

Kidnap their pets, rename them Jim Tressel, and return them trained to urinate on the floor every time someone says, "Go blue."

Eat a pizza.   This has nothing to do with hating the team up north.  I just assume you'll be hungry after doing everything written previous to this paragraph.  Just don't eat Dominos. 

Drain the Great Lake located between Chicago and New Buffalo and hold the water ransom until they re-name it  "Lake Ohio State."  Return to Columbus, pick up some alcohol, head to Kropkogate, chug baked beans, cone a beer, chug more beans, cone another beer, go to ag building, have relations in the building, use those beans floating in your insides to give a Cleveland Steamer for the record books, then cheer on Ohio State to victory.

 

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday: 

 Friday night warm up at Ace of Cups for the Dead Schembechlers concert.  Then alcohol fueled Saturday morning of hate at Kropkogate. 

ESPN Pick'em Update

Updated Standings:

  1. Anderson961 - 477 pts
  2. Mr. Winkles - 476 pts
  3. thedude339 -474 pts

Week 13 winner was Anderson961, who took the overall lead for the first time this season.  He likes discounted taco specials at local drinking establishments.

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate experts predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  All of them could stand together within one of Brady Hoke's pant legs.

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

OHIO STATE
 Ohio State  Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
Nebraska at Iowa
 Nebraska  Iowa  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
Purdue at Indiana
 Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana
Illinois at Northwestern
 Northwestern  Northwestern  Illinois  Northwestern  Northwestern
Rutgers at Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
Minnesota at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Cesspool State at Penn State  Cesspool State Cesspool State
 Cesspool State
 Cesspool State  Cesspool State
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
         5-2
           4-3
           6-1
         5-2
       5-2
 2014 Total        85-27         84-28          86-26        83-29

     80-32

 
Indiana PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 21 November 2014

Ohio State vs Indiana

Saturday, November 22, 2014
12 pm EST kickoff
Ohio Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  48

Indiana-Ohio State.  Every year I try to make everyone appreciate this rivalry, but no one ever cares.  Your weather is going to suck, Columbus, so the super-computer shat out rather pessimistic results.

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday: 

Couch.  But, we'll see you in Columbus next week, folks.

 

Last Week's Recap

  Pizza Hall and I traveled to South Bend.

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THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT THESE EYES HAVE EVER SEEN.

Unicorn Man is a man I want to be friends with.  Unicorn Man mounts beers to his forehead.  Unicorn Man pours beer mounted to forehead very carefully into cups.  Unicorn Man goes behind the bar and gets his own beer.  Unicorn Man gets scolded by bartenders for going behind the bar, but you know what?  Unicorn Man doesn't give a f*** and keeps doing it anyway.  I love you, Unicorn Man.  

 

Here's a Little Lesson For You Youngsters Out There Presented  in the Form of a Long Run On Sentence

When leaving a game before the clock expires because the team you are rooting against just got a first down because the refs just made a horseshit pass interference call and there's only 1:40 left on the clock and the team you are rooting for only has only one time out which means they could down the ball on downs 1, 2, and 3 then run backwards a few yards on 4th and run out the clock, always make sure you randomly obtain an extra set of tickets earlier in the day from someone who just wanted to give you better seats and don't bother trying to sell the extra tickets that you already had because you are lazy, so that later in the night when you exit the stadium early to get to that warm bus and you comment to Pizza Hall that you never got the chance to scream the line from Rudy "WHO'S THE WILD MAN NOW?" and the crowd inside the stadium lets out a collective groan and you realize Coach Kelly is a terrible decision maker and Pat Fitzgerald--who you love with all your heart and some other unmentionable body parts--has his team in position to tie the game and send it into overtime you are able to run back to the stadium and get hassled by a ticket taker that looks just like this: 

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who doesn't want  to let you in despite the fact that you have perfectly good tickets that have not been used to get in yet but he doesn't have a scanner, which really is his problem not yours, but he just wants to be a dick and not let you in with your perfectly good tickets and he thinks he'll play the role of Detective Shitforbrains and asks where you got your tickets assuming you just scalped them which would give him a real reason to use his asshole powers to deny you entrance but you spend 5 minutes telling him how why you legally have 2 extra tickets in your pocket and eventually give up and try another entrance and get in and see the overtime and Pat Fitzgerald fistpumps his way to victory and you go out of your way on the way out of the stadium to find the asshole ticket guy who wouldn't let you in and you shout with great enthusiasm "WHO'S THE WILD MAN NOW, Dick."

  

ESPN Pick'em Update

Mr. Winkles and thedude339 show there versatility at the top of the standings from week 11 to week 12 as they switched positions, with thedude339 now in the bottom position and Mr. Winkles having his way on top.  

  1. Mr. Winkles - 451 pts
  2. thedude339 -448 pts
  3. Mairyz01 - 447 pts

Week 12 winner was Kropko, who has been away looking at naked kangaroos.

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's finest tap dancers predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games. 

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Indiana at Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
Northwestern at Purdue
 Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Purdue
Rutgers at Michigan State
 Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State
Penn State at Illinois
 Penn State  Penn State
 Illinois  Penn State
 Penn State
Minnesota at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraksa
Wisconsin at Iowa
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Maryland at Michigan  Michigan  Maryland  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
          4-3
          5-2
           5-2
          4-3
           3-4
 2014 Total        80-25         80-25          80-25         78-27

     75-30

 
This Asshole Thinks It's The Super Bowl PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 14 November 2014

Ohio State at Minnesota

Saturday, November 15, 2014
12 pm EST kickoff
TCF Bank Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  Data Not Available

Road game.  Some of you don't like my abbreviated previews for road games.  It's as if you think I have something to prove to you.   In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. And after what I've gone through, if I haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back.

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 "Oh, you're so full of crap..."

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday:  Wake Up The Echoes

Cheer, cheer for old Notre Dame,
Wake up the echoes diverting blame,
Players raping, no problem why?
University officials cover up and lie
Who cares evidence be great or small
Catholic tradition, ignore it all,
While her loyal sons are cheating
Onward to victory.

Ohio State travels to Minnesota Saturday in a crucial cross-division showdown.  No one saw this coming at the beginning of the season, but the outcome of this game will have tremendous implications for both teams.  With so much on the line, the obvious thing to do is to hit the road and meet Pizza Hall in South Bend to watch a different game, one whose outcome will have no real consequences.  You hear that Jeff?  Your brother's going to Notre Dame!  

Sure, it's a meaningless game, aside from the remote chance that an entire nation might come together to laugh at Notre Dame if Northwestern visits the land of Oz, finds an offense, and somehow manages to upset the Irish.  However, it's hard to pass up the opportunity to spend an entire day only speaking in Rudy quotes.

You either love Notre Dame or hate them.  There are a multitude of reasons folks dislike Notre Dame:  smug alumni, nationwide bandwagon following, the Lizzy Seeberg incident & tendency of university officials to sweep misconduct under the rug, preferential treatment for bowl games, irrational media fawning, Lou Holtz's weekly un-interpretable pro-Notre Dame mutterings, and, or course, the irreconcilability of a faith-based institution of higher learning.

Perhaps that last one ranks higher on Mr. Marbles disdain list than that of the general public.  I digress, but my point is I root against schools that hold themselves out to be holier than thou, especially an institution like Notre Dame with a long history of hypocrisy.

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 11 weeks, the top 3 remain the same with thedude339 leading the way.  WHO'S THE WILD MAN NOW???

  1. thedude339 -432 pts
  2. Mairyz01 - 430 pts
  3. Mr. Winkles - 423 pts

Week 11 winner was Dr. James Andrews, who rode the bench for two years. Thought he wasn't winning the Pick'em because of his color, got filled up with a lot of attitude so he quit.  Still not a week goes by he doesn't regret it. 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's biggest Juicy Lucy eaters predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games. 

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

OSU at Minnesota  Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
Nebraska at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Wisconsin
Northwestern at Notre Dame
 Notre Dame  Notre Dame
 Notre Dame  Notre Dame
 Notre Dame
Michigan State at Maryland  Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State  Michigan State
 Michigan State
Temple at Penn State
 Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State
Indiana at Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers
Iowa at Illinois
 Illinois  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
          5-2
          5-2
           5-2
          5-2
           6-1
 2014 Total        76-22          75-23           75-23          74-74

     72-26

 
Football Game This Saturday PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Wednesday, 05 November 2014

Ohio State at Michigan State

Saturday, November 8, 2014
8 pm EST kickoff
Spartan Stadium


 
COTGS Index*:  Data Not Available

Road game.  Fearless leader has left the country.  What the hell are ya'll gonna do this Saturday??   Undecided

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday

I do not give a damn for the whole state of Michigan--particularly the upper peninsula.   Why would anyone make the trip up there anyway?

It's a double dose of "Don't Give a Damn" on Saturday for Mr. Marbles.  Starting the day with tailgating and yelling obscenities at the game in Evanston.  The fighting Fitzgeraldcats will take on the evil Michigan Hokerines at Pat Fitzgerald Field.  Afterward, it's off to a bar to watch OSU vs Michigan State. 

Fun Fact

Despite a rough start to the year, by the end of the season Pat Fitzgerald could still possibly exceed Bo Schembechler in the rankings for career National Championships as head-coach.

 

2014 NFL Minute

    

It's Bengals vs. Browns Thursday night, and Sam Wyche would like to remind you, dear reader: "YOU DON'T LIVE IN CLEVELAND!" 

As a result, you are not some dumb asshole that one would expect to see throwing objects onto the playing field. If you happen to be one of our many readers from Cleveland, disregard Sam's message and go back to being a jerk.  

I think I have about 30 seconds of the NFL minute left, so I'll throw out a few other nuggets:

  • Joe Buck makes everything terrible. 
  • Thursday nights are for MACtion and Wild Wild Mountain West games.  GET OFF MY BAR'S TELEVISION, NFL!
  • NFL pre-game shows are the worst.  I'd rather burn my penis with red hot cigar butts than listen to Jimmy Johnson and the rest of the suits.
  • No one outside of your league cares about your fantasy team's performance, but thanks for filling me in, Facebook friends.
  • I turn the tv off if Joe Buck is calling a game.
  • I don't mind Chris Collinsworth. 
  • They're not doing the Bud Bowl thing during the Super Bowl anymore.  HEADS SHOULD ROLL for this travesty.
  • Joe Buck is a tool. 
  • Go Bengals.  But, if you don't go--and you usually don't--I'll get over it cause I haven't really cared since the days Boomer was taking the snaps.

Well, that's our 2014 NFL minute.  Hope you enjoyed it.  Now,  I'm going to go back to paying minimal attention to the NFL and occasionally get talked into going to the Kincades to watch the Bengals because they have an all you can eat Skyline bar during the game.  Mmmmmm, Skyline.  We'll see you next year.

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 10 weeks, the top 3 remain the same:

  1. Mr. Winkles - 390 pts
  2. thedude339 -387 pts
  3. Mairyz01 - 384 pts

Week 10 winner was TomRaper70.  TomRaper70 alma mater's mascot is Tommy the Titan, which looks a lot like Sparty the Spartan.  Forgive me if an unfortunate case of misidentification occurs that results in your Tommy the Titan beer glass being chucked off the balcony during a fit of rage Saturday night.

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's top Book-It readers predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.   They read so many damn books that they will bankrupt Pizza Hut.

Updated 11-9-14

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

OSU at MSU  Michigan State   Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Michigan State
 Ohio State
Penn St at Indiana
 Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State
 Penn State
 Indiana
Wisconsin at Purdue  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Iowa at Minnesota
 Minnesota  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Minnesota
Michigan at Northwestern
 Northwestern  Michigan  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
           3-2          4-1          3-2          2-3
          3-2
 2014 Total        71-20          70-21           70-21          69-72

        66-25

 
El In Noise and the Beck Man PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 31 October 2014

Illinois at Ohio State

Saturday, November 1, 2014
8 pm EST kickoff
Ohio Stadium

Gameday Weather

Don't know about the future, that's anybody's guess, ain't no good reason for getting all depressed.  Buy up your pad and pencil, I'll give you a piece of my mind:  In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.
 
Stop all your fussin.  Slap on a smile.   Come out and walk in the sun for awhile!
   
Don't fight the feeling, you know you want to have a good time.  And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely--oh wait, this is a night game.  Forget all that.   In my opinionation, it's going to be dark.  And cold.   Gonna freeze that f*ing smile right off your face.
 

COTGS Index*:  87

I love the Halloween weekend tailgate.  98% of Kropkogaters won't wear a costume.  2% will.  1% will be a girl completely unaware that 98% won't be in costume.  She will be dressed as slutty whatever, feel really awkward, and try to drink that awkwardness away.  This is when it really gets fun.  Now, this person will no longer just be the only lady at the tailgate dressed in a slutty costume--she will now be the really drunk girl who also happens to be the only one at the tailgate dressed in a slutty costume. You will enjoy watching all this unfold, so the super-computer is feeling pretty optimistic with an 87 rating for Saturday.  The super computer assumes that Captain Schmanderson will be in his captain's costume.   If the super-computer misinterpreted the data for this variable, the index could decline significantly.

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

Kropkorave

   

This week, the recently purchased Micro Galaxian "Laser" makes its Kropkogate debut as the tailgate continues to evolve into the late-1980s Chicago warehouse rave we always envisioned from the day we first drove a stake into the ag campus tailgating grounds.  According to the box, it its green and red "lasers" produces more than 200 beams, which means it has more beams than Michigan has rushing yards so far this season.  Rave on, Kropkogate...unless you suffer from photosensitive epilepsy.

Examining the Enemy:  Tim Beck Man

BringYourChampionsTheyreOurMeat.com sheds light on one of the many reasons Tim Beck Man is a turd:


When Tim Beckman took the job at Illinois, he made a point to stoke the flames of college football's least intense rivalry.  "You'll never see me wearing purple," Beckman said, throttling a plush Willie the Wildcat doll.  He claimed that he would only refer to Northwestern as "that school up north," baffling his players who gathered and brainstormed dozens of Big Ten, MAC, FCS, and Canadian schools before remembering that Northwestern existed.  With the exception of the time that Northwestern lost more than thirty consecutive games and cemented its place as the worst major-conference program in the history of college football and then the fans tore down the goalposts in mock celebration, Tim Beckman's War on Northwestern is the funniest thing that has ever happened to Northwestern football.

I have no idea how to react to Beckman.  Apparently no one told him how the Big Ten works.  Teams generally deign to play Northwestern and assume an automatic win.  Most fans  condescendingly cheer for the Wildcats in good years like you would for a toddler that has managed to successfully remain quiet for upwards of 15 minutes.  Northwestern has been more good than bad for the past dozen years, but no team other than the conference's most wretched programs expects to lose to them.  Every October road game is Homecoming, as Northwestern is inevitably trotted out like a Carl Denham ape show for win-starved alumni. 

Also, he loses every game, chews tobacco on the sidelines, and will likely be fired by the end of December.

 

Our (mispronounced) State, Our (mispronounced) Team

"El Inn Noise."   I live in Illinois and hear this mysterious phrase uttered everyday.  I encounter many, many people who have lived here their entire lives who do not know how to pronounce "Illinois" correctly.  These people have voting rights.  Good luck, America!

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   Attention Michigan:  Legendary Illini Coach Ron Zook is available

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday

Every fall, Mr. Marbles treats Mrs. Marbles to a wine drinking & puking binge tasting tour across the pond in the state that shall remain nameless.  This Saturday we leave the tailgating and over-drinking behind and head to Harbor Country where we will do basically the same thing we do at tailgates only in a different environment and with a different type of alcohol.  After spending the day being shuttled from one winery to the next, Mrs. Marbles shall assist me in coning a glass of wine as we watch the game at a bar. 

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 9 weeks, here's the top three on the leader board:

  1. Mr. Winkles - 344 pts
  2. thedude339 -343 pts
  3. Mairyz01 - 338 pts

Week 9 winner was thedude339.  He endures a life of taxation without representation while enjoying a good burrito every now and then.   

 

BREAKING:  Ebola Update!

WHY ARE WE STILL ALIVE????

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's most avid Ron Zook photo-jounalists predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Illinois at Ohio State  Ohio State Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
Wisconsin at Rutgers
 Wisconsin Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Maryland at Penn State
 Maryland Maryland  Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State
Northwestern at Iowa  Iowa Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  iowa
Indiana at Michigan
 Michigan Indiana  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan
Purdue at Nebraska
 Nebraska Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
Results            6-0          5-1           5-1          5-1
          5-1
 2014 Total        68-18          66-20           67-19          67-19

        63-23

 
Football PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 24 October 2014

Ohio State vs Penn State

Saturday, October 25, 2014
8pm EST kickoff
Beaver Stadium

COTGS Index*:  Null

Road game, no index.  But, if you're going, enjoy the Penn State experience.  Set against the surreal backdrop of Mt. Nittany, you won't find a more beautiful place than Happy Valley to get beer bottles and eggs thrown at your head.  Stroll down College Avenue and watch your friends get assaulted, spit on, and have their clothes torn right off them by Penn State students--all done with honor, of course--cause that's the Penn State way.

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

Examining the Enemy:  James Franklin

I do not like Penn State head coach James Franklin.  He's so vile I rooted for Michigan to beat Franklin and his Nittany Lions.  Why so much hate?  Well there's that smug, arrogant look always plastered on his ugly face.  Also, there's that whole ongoing case against him participating in a rape cover-up from his time at Vanderbilt.  His hiring policies  would set women's progress back 200 years if implemented by your Human Resources Department.   He stood up Urban Meyer and Ohio State with a letter.  But, worst of all, the son of a bitch did the same thing to Pat Fitzerald.  No one, and I mean NO ONE, courts Pat Fitzgerald and leaves him for some cheap FCS hooker. 

James Franklin is my personal Phil Daoust. Yes, I hope something James Franklin loves catches on fire.  

F*** this guy.  F*** his team.  F*** the school administrators who brought such a slimy piece of shit in while still lurking in the shadow of Jerry Sandusky.  F*** the fans that show up and support this pig.  

 Go Bucks.  

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday

Staying home ***cue Price is Right fail horn ***

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

After 8 weeks, here's the top three on the leader board:

  1. Mr. Winkles - 304 pts
  2. Mairyz01 - 303 pts
  3. Boomperosu1010 - 301 pts

Week 8 winner was Mr. Winkles.  He was in the band. He played an instrument.

 

BREAKING:  Ebola Update!

JIM TRESSEL MIGHT HAVE EBOLA.  In related news, he might not.  He hasn't been responding to our inquiries. 

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate's biggest Larry King fans predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Ohio State at Penn State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
Minnesota at Illinois
 Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota
Rutgers at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
Maryland at Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Maryland  Wisconsin
Michigan at MSU
 MSU  MSU  MSU  MSU  MSU
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
           4-1
         4-1           4-1          3-2
          4-1
 2014 Total        62-18          61-19
          62-18
         62-18

        58-22

 
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