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Hawaii PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Thursday, 10 September 2015

Hawaii at Ohio State

Saturday, September 12, 2015
3:30 pm EST
Ohio Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  70

It's the Kropkogate Luau!   It's the first home game of the season!  What does all this mean?  I don't know.  The first tailgate of the year brings forth a high degree of uncertainty.  Will the long offseason make everyone a little soft?  Or will Kropkogaters come out of the gates running with decreased tolerance for alcohol and exceed COTGS expectations?  Come on out Saturday morning and find out.

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*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

Yes, really, I post more crap on the Twitter than here.

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday Strong Take and Commentary

After Monday's performance at Virginia Tech, the general consensus is that the Buckeyes will roll through their schedule with minimal pushback from opponents up until Mark Dantonio arrives in Columbus upon a horse in late November.  Vegas believes Ohio State will win Saturday, giving the Rainbow Warriors 38 points in the current spread.  Well friends, Kropkogaters, and strangers who somehow stumbled upon this article, I want to remind you of the story of Captain Cook and his encounters with the Hawaiians.

In 1778, Captain James Cook, of the English Royal Navy, led the first European expedition to the Hawaiian Islands.  He named them the Sandwich Islands because he was fat Eurotrash.  Everything was hunky-dory for ole Cap'n and his crew as the natives believed in crazy things like gods and whatnot and they just happened upon the islands during their festival for Lono, god of fertility, agriculture, music, peace, and probably Spam.  As a result, the Hawaiians believed the Captain and his strange white sea men were gods.

Everyone. Got. Laid.

Then, one of Captain Cook's sea men died.  The natives witnessed the death.  For you kids out there, this is an important lesson. Never, and I mean never, let a society of people that believe you and your entourage are gods witness one of you dropping over dead.  The Hawaiians, now realizing the sea men were mere mortals who had taken advantage of them--and had lots and lots of sex with their women, assumingly utilizing a variety of orifices in the process--formed an angry mob and killed Captain Cook and his crew.

Much like Captain Cook and his crew of sea men, Coach Meyer and his crew of Buckeye football men seem practically immortal, the toast of the college football world, with their fans possessing a hunky-dory "Let the good times roll to an easy victory" kind of attitude.  But, beware, Buckeye faithful, King Kalaniopuu might be lurking around the corner ready to pummel all of us with rocks and pineapples.  

 

 

Mr. Marbles Weekly Top 5

Top 5 comedies currently on television, here we go

  1. Goldbergs
  2. The League
  3. The Jim Gaffigan Show
  4. Impractical Jokers
  5. Key of David

  I'd like to congratulate myself for almost completing the first two previews of the year before making several underhand comments at the expense of religion.  

 

Mr. Marbles Game Plan

Drinking in the golf course tailgating lot in Evanston before the Fitzgeraldcats game.


ESPN Pick'em Update

After one week:

  1. TomRaper70
  2. Mrs. Pizza Hall
  3. Boomperosu 

TomRaper70 won the first week's contest and sits high above everyone else in the standings. 

I'm having relations with this particular contestant.

I've seen her naked.

Our good friends at ESPN reversed the order of confidence ratings this year, resulting in turbulent results for those, like me, who unknowingly placed their most confident picks with low points at the top rather than the bottom of the selection area.  

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, Kropkogate's team of expert prognosticators gamble their life savings away while attempting to predict the outcomes of all Big Ten games.

The defending champion has fallen!

Pizza Hall was atop the wall
Pizza Hall had a great fall
All of his B1G picks
Failed to win
Will Pizza Hall
Get out of the basement again?

I wrote that poem before realizing Mr. Winkles actually fared worse.  I've come to far to turn back and write something else, it's already late Thursday night.  So, the answer, I guess, is yes, he'll get out of the basement, because he's not actually in the basement right now. 


Updated 9-13-15

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Hawaii at Ohio State  Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
Oregon St at Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan  Michigan
 Western Illinois at Illinois
 Illinois  Illinois  Illinois  Illinois
 Illinois
 BGSU at Maryland
 Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
 Buffalo at Penn State
 Penn State  Penn State
 Penn State
 Penn State
 Buffalo
Indiana St at Purdue
 Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue  Purdue
 Miami OH at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
 Washington State at Rutgers
 Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers  Rutgers
 Minnesota at Colorado State
 Colorado State  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota  Minnesota
 Eastern Illinois at Northwestern
 Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern  Northwestern
 Iowa at Iowa State
 Iowa State  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa  Iowa
 Oregon at MSU
 Michigan State Oregon  Oregon  Michigan State
 Michigan State
 South Alabama at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
 Florida Intl at Indiana
 Indiana  Indiana  FIU  Indiana  FIU

Results

         10-4
         11-3
        10-4
          12-2
         10-4
Season
         22-6          22-6
        20-8
          21-7
          21-7
 
Virginia Tech PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Wednesday, 02 September 2015

Ohio State at Virginia Tech

Monday, September 7, 2015
8 pm EST
Lane Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  Null

 The COTGS Index machine continues to collect dust as we don't fire it up for road games, but we'll lube it with Spam and have it working for next week's Hawaii tailgate preview.   

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday Strong Take and Commentary

I'm against Monday night games.  Call me old fashion, but it my day, gameday was on Saturday, when you could drink with reckless abandon and have an entire day off work the following day to lie on the couch contemplating the decisions you made and let the wounds from jumping face first into a thorn bush heal.  I miss the simpler times. 

 

Mr. Marbles Pre-Season Ranking of Things

Big Ten Predications

East

  1. Ohio State  12-0 (8-0)
  2. Michigan State  10-2 (6-2)
  3. Michigan  7-5 (5-3)
  4. Maryland  6-6 (3-5)
  5. Rutgers  6-6 (2-6)
  6. Penn State  5-7 (2-6)
  7. Indiana  3-9 (1-7)

West

  1. Minnesota  10-2 (7-1)
  2.  Wisconsin  10-2 (7-1)
  3. Iowa  8-4 (5-3)
  4. Nebraska  9-3 (5-3)
  5. Northwestern  6-6  (4-4)
  6. Purdue  3-9 (1-7)
  7. Illinois  2-10 (0-8)

Champion

  1. Ohio State

  Suck it, Phil Steele.

 

Top 5 Illinois Head Coaching Candidates


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Are you ready for The Second Coming?  As a taxpayer of the state of Illinois, I demand our flagship university employs this man with an excessive salary.


Top 4 Active College Football Coaches

  1. Pat Fitzgerald
  2. Pat Fitzgerald's Fist-pump
  3. Pat Fitzgerald's Celebratory Pelvic Thrust
  4. Mr. Marbles, belligerent guy seated behind Pat Fitzgerald who yells obscenities every time Pat Fitzgerald opts not go for it on fourth down

Top 4 Worst Degrassi (The Next Generation) Characters
  1. Claire Edwards
  2. Liberty Van Zandt
  3. Eli Goldsworthy
  4. Jimmy Brooks (wheel chair years)

 

Top 7 Conway Twitty Songs
  1. Rocky Top
  2. Tight Fittin' Jeans
  3. Happy Birthday, Darlin'
  4. Hang Up the Phone
  5. Hello Darling 
  6. I'd Love to Lay You Down
  7. You've Never Been This Far Before

 

Top 5 Kropkogate Traditions

  1. Chad Henne Dance
  2. Beer Cone
  3. Bean Chug
  4. Bush Dive
  5. Where's My Penis

 

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday

Evanston Golf Course on Saturday.  He plans to eat sausage, drink excessively, and enjoy alcohol-induced heat stroke by kickoff.

 

ESPN Pick'em Update

The 12th Annual Kropkogate Pick'em is now available by accessing the link in the top right corner. 

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, Kropkogate's team of expert prognosticators gamble their life savings away while attempting to predict the outcomes of all Big Ten games. 

Look at the shiny prediction board!  All clean, no losses to litter the standings, and you can just see the optimism in the eyes of the experts' decade old profile photos. The B1G season kicks off Thursday night and continues with five straight days of match-ups, a scheduling phenomenon that is likely to result in having to watch Monday night's Ohio State game from the rehab clinic.  This week's can't miss game takes place on Sunday afternoon when Darrell Hazel and the up and coming Boilermakers travel to Marshall for a matchup with Playoff seeding implications.

Will Pizza Hall pick up where he left off last year and defend the title?  Will Kropko ever drop that turkey into the deep fryer?  Why is Michigan State playing a game at Waldo Stadium?  Tune back in next week for answers to these questions and much, much more.

 

 

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Kropko

Mr. Marbles

Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Ohio State at Virginia Tech
 Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
 Ohio State
Michigan at Utah
 Utah  Utah Michigan
 Utah  Utah
 TCU at Minnesota
 TCU  TCU TCU  Minnesota  TCU
MSU at Western Michigan  MSU  MSU MSU
 MSU  MSU
Kent State at Illinois
 Illinois  Illinois Illinois
 Illinois  Illinois
Stanford at Northwestern  Stanford  Stanford Stanford
 Stanford  Stanford
Illinois State at Iowa
 Iowa  Iowa Iowa
 Iowa  Iowa
Richmond at Maryland
 Maryland  Maryland Maryland
 Maryland  Maryland
Norfolk State at Rutgers
 Rutgers  Rutgers Rutgers
 Rutgers  Rutgers
 Penn State at Temple
 Temple Penn State
Penn State
 Penn State
 Penn State
 BYU at Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska Nebraska
 Nebraska  Nebraska
 Southern Illinois at Indiana  Indiana  Indiana Indiana
 Indiana  Indiana
 Wisconsin vs Alabama
 Alabama  Alabama Alabama
 Wisconsin  Alabama
 Purdue at Marshall  Marshall  Marshall Marshall
 Marshall  Marshall

 This Week

         12-2
         11-3
        10-4
          9-5
       11-3
Season
         
 
Championship B1G Picks PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Friday, 09 January 2015

 


B1G Expert Pick'em

Hold on folks, the pick'em is not over!  With Ohio State's victory over Alabama, we have a bonus round.  With a National Championship for the Buckeyes on the line, it's only fitting that the stakes remain high with our panel of experts.  Sure, first place is already locked in...but SECOND PLACE IS ON THE LINE!!!   Unless, of course Mr. Marbles and Mr. Winkles both submit the same pick.  In that event, this last round of picking is irrelevant.  

 Pizza Hall clinched first place with an impressive bowl picking spree.  Kropko continued his timeless tradition of failing to submit most of his bowl picks, and yet somehow that wasn't even enough to allow T-Bone to crawl out of the cellar.   

 

 

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Pizza Hall

 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

National Championship Game: Oregon vs. Ohio State  OHIO STATE OHIO STATE
 OHIO STATE
 OHIO STATE
 OHIO STATE
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
Bowl Week
         3-7
         5-5
          7-3
       6-4
        5-5
 2014 Total        88-35         90-33          94-29        90-33

     87-36

 
Mr. Marbles Bowl Preview Spectacular PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Monday, 15 December 2014
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE ILLITERATE
CHEERLEADERS ARE HAGS
REFEREES SO CROOKED
THEIR STRIPES SHOULD BE ZIG ZAGS

YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKIN' RUBBISH
BUT ONE THING YOU CAN'T IGNORE
YOU MIGHT WIN THE BCS
BUT YOU LOST THE CIVIL WAR

I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
I'M SO BORED WITH THE SEC
WE SENT GENERAL SHERMAN
ATLANTA'S STILL BURNIN' 

 --Dead Schembechlers

 

Bowl Season

Bowl season is upon us, Kropkogaters.  It's a special time of year when we find ourselves rooting for the Tim Beck Mans (or is it Beck Men?) of the Big Ten, consoling our Big Ten failures by shouting references to the Civil War at SEC foes, and intentionally planning to stay up late to watch Bowling Green play Southern Alabama.  I'm sure many of you have also been consumed over the question, "Is there a Popeyes located anywhere near the Popeyes' Bahamas Bowl?" Our research team will disappoint you with the answer.  No, there are not any Popeyes locations anywhere near the Bahamas.  You'll have to swim to Miami in order to satisfy your drunken cravings.

Late in the fourth quarter of the B1G Championship game, fans of the scarlet and gray started clamoring, with intermittent claps, "We Want Bama."  I joined in, under the impression this was in support of the now-extinct University of Alabam-Birmingham football program.  However, football committee overlords misinterpretted our demands and scheduled a football friendly between Ohio State and the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa.  

And so the Buckeyes travel to the New Orleans' Bowl of Sugar for the first round of the innaugural College Football Playoff, an event so historic that I might even run spell check after completing this article.*  I'm sure it will be studied by future civilizations of tailgating enthusiasts.  The Bucks are heavy under-dogs, but that won't stop you from drinking heavily and eventually convincing yourself that Ohio State should actually win.  You'll see the stars align in the Buckeyes favor after hearing repeated references to the 2002 team, confusing and somewhat un-interpretable Lou-Holtz-responding-to-Mark-May comments, and circular logic arguments based on Urban Meyer taking Ohio State to the wood shed in the 2006 season's National Championship debacle--it will all start to make perfect sense after your second round of Canadian Bear Fights**.

*Well shit the bed Fred, spell check doesn't even work on this thing.

**Irish Car Bomb immediately followed by Jager Bomb, washed down with a Canadian club shot--all while sitting naked in the snow or tub of ice

 

Mr. Marbles Gameday

Mr Marbles booked a trip to southern California long before it looked like the Buckeyes would work their way back into the playoff discussion.  He'll conclude his 2014 Tour of Madness at San Diego's Holiday Bowl, which, unfortunately, is not called the Halliday Bowl.  I hope you enjoy obscure Celina/Pizza Hall family references as much as I do.  Mr. Winkles will be joining Mr Marbles for the Ohio State watch party somewhere in the greater San Diego vicinity, where we will cone beers, jump into bushes, and attempt to convince someone at the establishment to chug a can of baked beans.  I'm just assuming this will be business as usual for the folks in SoCal.  If you will be in the greater southern California vicinity and would like to join Mr. Winkles and I to watch the game, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Kropkogate
700 Woody Hayes Drive
Suite "Bare space in the grass over yonder near the bus stop"
Columbus, Ohio  43210

Sugar Bowl Traveler Tips

  • New Orleans is a lovely little city--you can throw up anywhere and no one will even notice!  The smell will blend nicely with the rich perma-vomit aroma already lofting through the streets and drinking establishments.
  • Don't allow them to give you a pre-made Hurricane at Pat O'Briens.  Have them make it fresh in front of you.
  • Then again, you're going to end up yodeling groceries either way, so if it's an inconvenience, go ahead and just speed up the puking process with a pre-made one.
  • Cowboy Mouth is playing a NYE gig at the Hyatt Regency.   Go to it and thank me later.  Don't forget your red spoon.
  • Dendrophilliacs beware:  "Al from Dadeville" is likely to show up and ruin your day

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Kropkogate Celebrity Update

It often gets hard (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) to track the comings and goings of our celebrity tailgaters and their television appearances, but we were able to catch up with Pizza Hall after his recent Aunt Millies Tailgate Invasion bread commercial, which, as I'm writing this, has been removed from the world wide web.  Fortunately, we archived his big moment with this screen shot:

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"I seem to recall cameras showing up and signing something."

You may remember Mr. Pizza from his role as "Art Vandelay" on local Cincinnati news Reds coverage, his appearance on Versus Channel's "Masters of the Tailgate," and I believe he appeared on the Big Ten Network that time Charissa Thompson showed up and interviewed Kropko from a tree.*

*My memory is cloudy on the interview in the tree, it might have been some local news talent, but the story seems a lot better if I just keep it as "Charissa Thompson interviewed Kropko in a tree" vs. writing "some news lady from Channel 10 interviewed Kropko from a tree."   I don't want to disappoint myself by actually taking the time to fact-check this tidbit.

Bald Fat Guy in Indianapolis

There was a bald fat guy passed out in his seat a few rows in front of us during the Big Ten Championship Game.  My distinguished seat mates heckled him for an entire half of football with chants such as "He's not that drunk!"  When he awoke from his alcohol coma in the second half, he turned around to me--the only one that had NOT heckled his fat ass, and called me an asshole. After my long tirade back at him, he apologized and wanted to be buddies...

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...so yeah, f*** that guy.

 

ESPN Pick'em Finale 

2014 Final Pick'em Standings. 
  1. Mr. Winkles - 518 pts
  2. Anderson961 - 512 pts
  3. Mairzy01 - 501 pts
Congratulations, Mr. Winkles
There you are,
You picked for your life
You're a shooting star!
And all the years
No one knows,
Just how hard you worked
But now it shows...
One shining moment, you picked so fine
One shining moment, frozen in time!

What did you win, Mr. Winkles?

 

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*****A new car!!!!****

Week 14 winner was Pizza Hall, who originally refused to partake in a celebratory round of bear fights after the B1G Championship game, reconsidered, was sternly discouraged by Mrs Pizza Hall from taking shots, put his head down on the table, was sternly warned by waiter not to sleep at the bar, and then left without partaking in the celebratory round of bear fights.  

Top 5 Candidates for Michigan's Open Head Coaching Position:

  1. Another random fat guy 
  2. Ron Zook
  3. Ebola
  4. Rich Rodriguez
  5. Charlie Weis

 

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate experts predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games. It all comes down to this!  Or maybe it doesn't.  If Ohio State wins, you get one more look at your favorite Kropkogaters posing with turkeys & air conditioners, pouring beer on their heads, and standing in a parking lot in Madison looking rather depressed.  Pizza Hall has a seemingly comfortable two game lead, but navigating around various bowls of quick lanes, tax slayers, and obscure fast food restaurant chains located within the Confederacy is never an easy task. Good luck, expert pickers.

 

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 T-Bone

Ohio State vs Alabama
 Alabama Ohio State
 Alabama  Ohio State  Ohio State
Illinois vs Louisianna Tech
 Did Not Pick
Illinois  LA Tech  LA Tech  Illinois
 Rutgers vs North  Carolina
 Did Not Pick  North Carolina
 Rutgers
Rutgers   North Carolina
 Penn State vs Boston College
 Did Not Pick  Boston College
 Penn State
 Penn State Penn State
Nebraska vs. USC
 Did Not Pick  USC  USC  USC  USC
Maryland vs Stanford
 Stanford  Stanford  Stanford  Maryland Stanford
Wisconsin vs Auburn
 Auburn  Auburn  Wisconsin  Auburn  Auburn
Michigan State vs Baylor
 Michigan State Baylor
 Baylor  Baylor  Michigan State
Minnesota vs. Missouri  Minnesota  Mizzou  Mizzou  Minnesota  Mizzou
Iowa vs. Tennessee
 Tennessee  Tennessee  Iowa  Tennessee  Iowa
           
           
           
           
Bowl Week
         3-7
         5-5
          7-3
       6-4
        6-6
 2014 Total        88-35         90-33          94-29        90-33

     87-36

 
B1G Championsip Picks PDF Print E-mail
(0 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Saturday, 06 December 2014

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate experts predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  This week they position themselves for bowl season with one last pick for the regular season.

 

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 Mr. Winkles 

 T-Bone

Wisconsin vs Ohio State
Wisconsin Ohio State
Ohio State
Ohio State
Ohio State
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
         0-1
         1-0
          1-0
       1-0
        1-0
 2014 Total        85-28         85-28          87-26        84-29

     81-32

 
Hate Week PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Written by Mr Marbles   
Thursday, 27 November 2014

Ohio State vs the team that Brady "Oversized Pants" Hoke Coaches

Saturday, November 29, 2014
12 pm EST kickoff
Ohio Stadium


 

COTGS Index*:  97

 

Death to Michigan!  Run up the score; go for two.  Give Brady Hoke a doughnut.  Find out where LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLoyd Carr lives, poop in a bag, deliver to his doorstep, light on fire, ring bell, stand there--yes, stand there, do not run--and stare into his black soul when he opens the door and ignores his wife who warns, "Don't put it out with your boots, Lloyd."

Listen to Lloyd holler back, "Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman!"  Watch him stomp upon the flaming bag of poo and laugh hysterically when he shouts in anger, "IT'S POOP AGAIN!"   

Get a plane, fly over Ann Arbor, and drop flyers containing statistical evidence of Rich Rodriguez's success before and after arriving to their cesspool city.  March through the streets of Ann Arbor in a sweater vest, politely ask to use someone's bathroom while introducing yourself as Mike Lantry, then urinate all over the floor to the left of the toilet, then walk out and tell the home owners, "Oops, looks like I was wide left again."

Kidnap their pets, rename them Jim Tressel, and return them trained to urinate on the floor every time someone says, "Go blue."

Eat a pizza.   This has nothing to do with hating the team up north.  I just assume you'll be hungry after doing everything written previous to this paragraph.  Just don't eat Dominos. 

Drain the Great Lake located between Chicago and New Buffalo and hold the water ransom until they re-name it  "Lake Ohio State."  Return to Columbus, pick up some alcohol, head to Kropkogate, chug baked beans, cone a beer, chug more beans, cone another beer, go to ag building, have relations in the building, use those beans floating in your insides to give a Cleveland Steamer for the record books, then cheer on Ohio State to victory.

 

*Chances of Things Getting Stupid Index is determined using a highly complicated scientific formula that produces indexed results ranging from 0-100, computed using an array of complex variables and a multitude of over-sized computers located in the basement of Kropkogate. 

For real-time updates, follow me on Twitter - @Mr_Marbles

 

Mr. Marbles' Gameday: 

 Friday night warm up at Ace of Cups for the Dead Schembechlers concert.  Then alcohol fueled Saturday morning of hate at Kropkogate. 

ESPN Pick'em Update

Updated Standings:

  1. Anderson961 - 477 pts
  2. Mr. Winkles - 476 pts
  3. thedude339 -474 pts

Week 13 winner was Anderson961, who took the overall lead for the first time this season.  He likes discounted taco specials at local drinking establishments.

B1G Expert Pick'em

Each week, a panel of Kropkogate experts predicts the outcomes of all B1G Ten games.  All of them could stand together within one of Brady Hoke's pant legs.

 

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 T-Bone

OHIO STATE
 Ohio State  Ohio State  Ohio State
 Ohio State  Ohio State
Nebraska at Iowa
 Nebraska  Iowa  Nebraska  Nebraska  Nebraska
Purdue at Indiana
 Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana  Indiana
Illinois at Northwestern
 Northwestern  Northwestern  Illinois  Northwestern  Northwestern
Rutgers at Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland  Maryland
Minnesota at Wisconsin
 Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin  Wisconsin
Cesspool State at Penn State  Cesspool State Cesspool State
 Cesspool State
 Cesspool State  Cesspool State
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
This Week
         5-2
           4-3
           6-1
         5-2
       5-2
 2014 Total        85-27         84-28          86-26        83-29

     80-32

 
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